I Can Am Family’s Precious Curio Cabinet, Big Smiles All!

December 21, 2010

Ahhh, broken English. I’m not quite sure what it is—possibly the epeolatrist in me, possibly my love of the absurd—that absolutely adores English that is not quite right. And I don’t begrudge people having a difficult time with our word ordering and sentence structures. This is even hard for our own people, if you proofread some of the stuff that I have. But broken English is a fantastic thing that I, for whatever reason, greatly relish.

Directions that have been literally translated to English via a copy-and-paste method (I’m lookin’ at you, company who sold me my ping pong video game in 2005). Oddly endearing responses to online dating profiles (see my earlier post for a prime example of this bit of wonderful). And—always a treasure—Craigslist replies.

I had replied to a Craigslist furniture post hoping to procure this neat little curio cabinet. $30!! Sweet, right? This thing is adorable.

Only, possibly a little too adorable. Why is this being sold for only $30? Now, often the people on Craigslist don’t really know the value of the thing they’re selling, and more often than that, they just want to get the thing out of their house. So I figure it’s a good idea to respond and ask whether it’s in good condition or if there’s a reason for the mega-savings.

To Whom It May Concern:

Hi there. My name is Meg. I saw your curio and think it’s great. I’d love to purchase it from you. Quick question—are there any noteworthy chips or major marks on it?


I send this email, content with myself that I have asked a decent, straightforward question. Her response is prompt, thankfully, and I open it with the eagerness I reserve for opening an enormous, shiny present. What is the status of my soon-to-be curio cabinet?

Hi Meg,
Have available.
This is Marina and I don’t know not sure maybe yes some wood only doors or drawing or top and I am happy anytime you can come see around small curio if not, then don’t buy then no problem. My cell is xxx-xxx-xxxx only texts.

Good, good. That’s very helpful. I can’t be sure, but I think that means… it’s a…cabinet.

Well.  *looks around*  …Any more questions for me to send to the oracle, here, anyone? Marina’s open for answers. Maybe you have a life quandary or something that she can clear up for you? No? Okay then. Thank you, Marina, sweetheart. You have a very good day.

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