Um.

January 19, 2011

This reminds me of one year when I went to use a bathroom stall in a shopping courtyard in Hawaii. There was a black permanent marker inscription on the stall door in front of me once inside, and after I sat down to pee, I noticed it: “Look up and smile for the camera.” Now, I knew perfectly well that there was no camera above me, but that didn’t stop me from slow-mo craning my neck upward to see what was on the ceiling above me. Turns out, no camera. Which was good, because I did not smile.

But I think this dude is for real. The orange head tells me so.